Theo's Family Album
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Theo is a cretin from the Lycos adult message boards.
He lives mostly in his mind in a mythical place called the Villa Trapani, people with make believe women who adore him and don't mind having group sex with him.
At times, he travels in his mind to exotic places where he sucks toes, preferably dirty ones and sniffs dirty under ware.
If the stories he tells about himself were true, he has been raped/and or molested by hundreds of people both male and female and some related to him, from a very tender age.
He pretends to have "sexies" with his aunts, sisters and his children.
At one time one of his children admitted that he had kidnapped her from school and her mother because her mother was a "bad" woman.
Many of his stories tell of cooking in a restaurant where he puts his fingers in the anus's of the female patrons who always dine at table number three.
He likes to pretend he is a lounge singer at a mythical place called La cuchina, where he emulates Englebert Humperdink.
Each day he describes his dress or secret of the day in words used frequently by homosexuals or transvestites.
He believes that all the world wishes to enter his villa to make love to his plastic women.
I will add more to this description but for now please enjoy these toons and pics in the humorous spirit they are given.
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